I Know That Guy

Let's try and push those maggots a little further down the page, shall we?

I was working yesterday....standing outside the main entrance to the Toronto Zoo, dressed in too many layers of clothing and baking in the heat. As I stood around waiting (which my job provides plenty of opportunity to do), I started to watch people coming and going from the zoo. After about an hour of this, I saw him.

[squint]

Heeeeey........that's KENNY!!!

[beat]

[beat]

Who the hell is Kenny? I know him, but I can't remember how I know him. But I think he's from the Sudbury area. I think my sister knows him.

Kim.......who is Kenny?

Also, I saw someone who looked like Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) downtown. It probably wasn't him, but I just thought I'd share that.

And some paparazzi asked me if I was guarding anyone important, because he was waiting to snap a shot of Mariah Carey. I tried to catch his nose in my power window, but he was too quick.

Back to work.