Conversation Overheard At An Advance Screening of Superman Returns
A blonde in her teens walks up the steps towards he seat at the back of the theatre, carrying some newly acquired goodies from the (overpriced) concession stand. During her ascent, she spots a male sitting in an aisle seat and her face registers recognition.
Blonde: "Matt...hey.....what are you doing here?"
Matt: "Uh....[points at screen]...I'm here to see Superman Returns."
Blonde: "Me toooo!" [in tone denoting holy amazing coincidence]
Matt: "Uh....yeah.." [thought bubble: Idiot.]
The conversation continues, but I don't hear it. I'm too busy trying not to laugh.
Blonde: "Matt...hey.....what are you doing here?"
Matt: "Uh....[points at screen]...I'm here to see Superman Returns."
Blonde: "Me toooo!" [in tone denoting holy amazing coincidence]
Matt: "Uh....yeah.." [thought bubble: Idiot.]
The conversation continues, but I don't hear it. I'm too busy trying not to laugh.
posted by Dave at 1:28 AM
2 Comments:
And here's me who turns to Dave and comments to him on the dumb girl. I almost told her we were there for the same reason but thought she whold get offended.
That's awesome! lol!
The best part is that people are completely oblivious to the fact that they sound like morons.
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